Recently a friend stayed over after we'd had a couple of drinks. I woke up in the morning to find the oven door open and water everywhere...
I immediately asked her about it.
I asked Zander about it, and he said that it had been closed and dry when he went to bed (before we got home).
I wiped it up and went to work. But I couldn't stop thinking about it.
You see, this had happened to me 5 years before, with a different friend in a different apartment:
In that case, I had turned the oven on a few days later and discovered that it wasn't really water...
My brain couldn't accept the fact that it was just water this time, but it also couldn't comprehend the idea of having two different friends pee in two different ovens...
It was an awkward situation...
Finally, I just had to ask.
Upon further remembering, we realized that she had needed to pee on the walk home and hadn't before she went to bed.
She also admitted that her pants were undone when she woke up.
So. I'm the friend who will clean up your oven pee.
**The drawing of my friend is not accurate. Due to embarrassment.
I feel that you are making this look like me with the red hair. If it was me, I would be proud of it and I would tell everyone.
ReplyDeleteim disappointed that it wasn't you sarah.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I really feel like this is something that would happen in my house as well.
ReplyDeleteWhy you Zoe ...why YOU?...lol!
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